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Bikini Model

March 17th 2008 04:10
Serena Kozakura bikini model in court
I'm not sure what it takes to be a bikini model, other than having a knockout figure... apparently, though, not all models were created equal. Some bikini models are known for their large breasts, which have spawned their own genre of modeling, especially in Japan.


Side benefits of being a bikini model may include free bikinis and bikini waxes, but you may be expected to look sexy while posing in the freezing surf, early in the morning. That's when I look my worst in a bikini, to be honest. Get a bowl of cereal in me first, then I'm thongged and ready.

Big breast implants may help you land the job, but they're also useful for another reason: 38-year-old Japanese bikini model, Serena Kozakura, won her trial in court, because the judge ruled that her breasts were too big to enter an apartment through a small hole and cause damage.

From the article:

"Kozakura was charged with having kicked down the door of a man's apartment after she had been kicked out following an argument with another woman there in November 2006. In July last year, the Tokyo District Court found her guilty of willful destruction of property, but she appealed against the conviction.

During the appeal hearing, the court heard testimony from the man and a witness who both said Kozakura had kicked a hole in the door, through which she wriggled through to re-enter the apartment.


The hole in the door was a rectangular shape 72 centimeters long by 22 centimeters wide. But Kozakura has a 101-centimeter bust and her breasts alone extend out 29 centimeters from her chest bone."

Hmm... this may be the only situation where big breasts actually give you a legal defense.


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Comment by Damo

March 17th 2008 07:28
A post about Bikini models without bikinis.
That is a big let down.

Comment by Cibbuano

March 17th 2008 21:32

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