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Coogee Bay Hotel looking for workers

November 10th 2008 03:47
Coogee Bay Hotel Gelato looks choclatey


Want to work in hospitality? Look no further - get a job by the beach, in beautiful Coogee Bay, where swans and angels dine on manna and lembas wafers. Make interesting new friends, and share laughs with a rousing mob of attractive clientele.


The requirements are easy to meet:

"Do you have a positive attitude?

Are you a team player?

Do you have customer service experience?

Do you have an RSA?"

Do you? Are you prepared to offer customer service of the highest degree? Do you know how to deal with irate customers, placating them while retaining their business?

It's not an easy skill to learn, and some might say that most staff in hospitality are indifferent and, even, destructive in their behaviour, since it is a very transitory field.

The Coogee Bay Hotel is looking for good staff, though I wonder why now? Perhaps it is because of the impending Christmas season? They need more happy elves to serve steaks and ice cream to hungry, ravenous beach crowds?



Food and Beverage Attendants needed for Coogee Bay Hotel

*this image is from The Australian, with an article titled "Coogee Bay Hotel pays Whyte family $50,000 after faeces-in-gelato fiasco"

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Comment by Lady Henrietta Muddling

November 10th 2008 04:24
Cibby,

You're not shitting us about this are you?

Comment by Janet Collins

November 10th 2008 10:22
Yes. The big question that will always want to be answered is "who put the poo in the sorbet?" Will we ever know?

And I can hardly believe they are looking for staff. Do they still have customers?

Comment by Lilla

November 10th 2008 11:32
Cib,

Oh this takes me back, I saw My-Sex at this pub in the Seventies! Coogee was my first hometown in Australia after immigrantion from UK. Imagine my surprise to learn it is this poopy place that got pooped!

Hahahahaha, you see much more fun when you turn the TV off and dont read papers.

Indulge me, was there ever an honest reason given for this occurance?

Sizzler made it back, so it cant all be bad.

Lilla ...

Comment by Mountain Fog

November 10th 2008 12:26
I'll have a double Dutch Fudge Chocolate with extra chocky sauce pleeeeease..

just NOT fROm Coogee bay Hotel...EEEEWWWWW!!!!

cheers

fog

P.S. Does this job come under hospitality or Waste Management?

P.P.S. I've heard the phrase, "life is like a shit sandwich sometimes.." but heavens.... I wonder what she did to cop a turd sundae?

Comment by Cibbuano

November 10th 2008 21:20
I don't know what any of you are talking about.

Comment by Elizabeth2-7

February 13th 2009 04:04
Very subtle, lol! I also enjoyed reading everyone's comments *grin*

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