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Tash Jayasinghe
CibbuanoIndependent strippers, topless maids, a website for your services
June 25th 2008 08:50
Independent strippers an topless maids, take note. There's finally a web-based solution for your promotion needs in Sydney! It's called Aussie Kittens, a job posting site for your contract needs.
I stumbled upon the website, by accident, I swear. Basically what happened is that I was looking for some news on kittens in Australia. Just a general musing, you know, maybe some pictures of baby cats.
You can imagine my surprise when I found this salacious site, advertising the human body like some cheap wares. Well, it's not my place to comment on filth, but there you have it (don't buy it!). People are free to do as they please, and if they want to squander their free will on smut and pornography and base acts of defilement, so be it. They just can't live in my neighborhood. Here, on this street, people only have sex within the sanctity of marriage, as it was intended.
Here, on this street, no one has impure thoughts of lust.
Here, on this street, no one desires anyone other than their lawfully wedded husband or wife.
You can imagine my surprise at this website! It reminds of another time, another moment of surprise... I was walking in Kings Cross, on my way to a birthday party, when I entered the bar and was disappointed to find myself in a strip club. How devious! The bouncer tricked me into entering his bordello of degradation, and there I was, covering my eyes as women bared their... bare... breasts....
Anyway, I was further tricked and soon a woman was dancing on my lap. Naturally, I tried to engage her in good wholesome conversation, but she wasn't having any of it. I thought, perhaps, that I recognized her from the local supermarket, but she didn't seem to hear me. Well, why would she - my question was muffled from my face being buried in her voluminous cleavage.
There, I was surprised. I never did make that birthday party, though.
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