Arnold
Tash Jayasinghe
CibbuanoLive-in caretaker
March 18th 2008 02:45
Sydney rent is getting ridiculous, with landlords pushing up the rents, seemingly indifferent to the terrified pleas of their tenants.
If you're young, it's not really a problem; you'll crash with some friends, sleeping on their couch, with just enough space to store your overnight bag, with the tight jeans and the faux-vintage T-shirt you got from Birkenhead Point.
It's the older people that suffer... what respectable middle-aged man/woman is going to crash on a friend's couch? Your friends don't have couches to crash on; no, they've got leather couches to sip cognac on. Get off my couch, you deadbeat!
Luckily, there are people willing to let you stay with them, even giving you a nice salary of $50 000. All you got to do is look after their children.
Potts Point Live-in Caretaker.
No, biggie.
And, when they go on their annual vacation cruise, you'll tend the house alone, taking care to make sure the boiler doesn't get overheated.
This'll be a great time to get to work on that novel you've been working on. Sit alone with a typewriter, stare forlornly out the window, chase your family around with an axe.
What? Huh? Just kidding...
No, seriously, there used to be a family that lived there. Something bad happened.
What happened, Timmy?
If you're young, it's not really a problem; you'll crash with some friends, sleeping on their couch, with just enough space to store your overnight bag, with the tight jeans and the faux-vintage T-shirt you got from Birkenhead Point.
It's the older people that suffer... what respectable middle-aged man/woman is going to crash on a friend's couch? Your friends don't have couches to crash on; no, they've got leather couches to sip cognac on. Get off my couch, you deadbeat!
Luckily, there are people willing to let you stay with them, even giving you a nice salary of $50 000. All you got to do is look after their children.
Potts Point Live-in Caretaker.
No, biggie.
And, when they go on their annual vacation cruise, you'll tend the house alone, taking care to make sure the boiler doesn't get overheated.
This'll be a great time to get to work on that novel you've been working on. Sit alone with a typewriter, stare forlornly out the window, chase your family around with an axe.
What? Huh? Just kidding...
No, seriously, there used to be a family that lived there. Something bad happened.
What happened, Timmy?
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